Friday, February 8, 2013

Black and White


Don't you wish everything in life was as clear as black and white?  It would be nice to have a clear answer to all of life's issues, but too many situations leave a lot of gray area to be interpreted.  I'll even take the analogy a step further...with everything going on in our lives these days, I say we all live full-color lives.  When we consider balancing God, family, career, social life, housework, etc, there are many things pulling us in many different directions.  It makes it difficult to focus on one issue at a time, let alone the gray area within each individual issue.

Case in point:  We posted the January update to the Emry Board, and in that post Whitney tried to deliver a big message to everyone.  We anticipated no one would notice her message amongst all the color and distractions in the pictures.  We've posted the exact same pictures below, and helped simplify her message by pulling out the color and focusing on the issue at hand...    




















Did you see the message this time?  Go back and check the Emry Board again.  You'll discover that the message was hidden there in the chaos of color the whole time!

Yes, its true...Whitney is going to be a big sister!  We are so thankful God has blessed us with the gift of life once again.  It looks like he's adding even more colors to our already-vibrant lives!


Thursday, January 31, 2013

mePhones revisited

So I was listening the SVP & Russillo on ESPN radio this week and they were talking about the Ray Lewis scandal.  If you're going to listen to sports talk radio, SVP & Russillo is the show to listen to.  These guys aren't scripted and predictable like Mike & Mike, they don't try to grab ratings with outrageous opinions like Colin Cowherd.  They are witty, down to earth, give honest opinions and give a very real and interesting perspective on the sports headlines each day.

But back to Ray Lewis..apparently he is being accused of using some type of deer-antler spray to help him recover from a torn triceps injury this year.  Apparently deer-antler spray is on the banned substance list of the NFL.

Scott and Ryen were talking about how ridiculous this story sounds and posed the question, "If someone from 1950 got into a time machine and came to present day society, what would surprise them the most?"

Obviously they were going from the angle that this story sounds so off-the-wall it is almost unbelievable.  They were also talking about it from the angle of what crazy things people are willing to do their bodies to get them to look a certain way or be able to perform at a certain level.  They related it to other recent sports headline like the outrageous Manti Te'o story and Lance Armstrong's admission of doping. 

One email they read from a listener struck a chord with me.  I don't have the exact quote, but it went something like...

If someone from 1950 arrived in a time machine in 2013, they would be most surprised that everyone is walking around with a device in their pocket that gives them access to information about anything that anyone would ever want to know.  The device itself wouldn't surprise the person, but the fact that our main uses of that device are to watch videos of cats falling off tables and to make fun of people in a public setting(twitter).


It dawned on me why mePhones bother me so much...there isn't anything else in the world that is a bigger waste of potential and resources.

Sunday, January 20, 2013

mePhones

The cold front that hit the tristate this week?  That was hell freezing over...unfortunately, I got an iPhone this week(actually Maren and I both got iPhones this week, AHH!).  I say unfortunately because ever since the iPhone came out I have despised them.  Its not the iPhone itself that I dislike, its the fact that around the same time the iPhone was released, everyone's cell phone etiquette flew out window faster than iPhones flew off the shelves.  Everyone got so wrapped up in what they could do on their "smart" phone that they forgot about what they could do without it.  Most of the "wonderful things" our phones do for us are just self serving nonsense, so I've dubbed them mePhones. 

I had planned on writing this post awhile ago, but never got around to it.  I was originally going to post my top reasons why I'll never get an iphone.  Since I'm now an iPhoner myself, I figured I better post it before I got fully adapted to my new lifestyle and became a complete hypocrite.  The problem was every time I started typing any of my ideas, I'd go off on a 3 paragraph rant that sounded like I hate all people who answer or try to use their phone. 

The truth is, I don't.  So instead of attempting to list all of my pet peeves about the lack of cell phone etiquette and how people abuse them, I'm going to try to keep it positive.  I'm skipping all the witty, sarcastic statements and funny quips that have been brewing in my mind for the past couple months.  Instead, I'd rather focus on a way to get us thinking about the topic instead of making fun of it. 

Cell phones can be a great tool to keep in touch with loved ones who live far away.  They are also a safety device that can help us in an emergency situation too.  But for the most part, they are just a huge distraction to our lives.  That is where my beef begins...

Don't let your phone become this big of a distraction...



Does your dinner table ever look like this?
Have we ever looked right past the people who are present with us to check a text msg or email from someone because our phone buzzes or dings?  How many times have we stopped a conversation or left the dinner table to answer our phone(especially when we don't even recognize the number!)?  How many times do we stop in the middle of a conversation to look up an answer to a question instead of continuing to discuss the question at hand?  How often do you and a loved one sit in the same room, and instead of talking together, we are buried in our phones or the TV or the computer?  What about giving our children the phone to play a game or watch a movie so they are occupied while we do something else?
 
Spending some quality time with dad and mom! 







 
Are our phones really helping us accomplish more?  In reality, are we missing out on 'real' opportunities and 'real' experiences to chase something that could be better?  If your loved one is in the room, please stop reading my useless thoughts and talk to them.  Or invite them them to watch the video below with you.  Take 10minutes...turn off your phone...

 
 


How much noise does your phone cause in your life?  Besides the obvious rings, dings and buzzes, what other kind of noise does your phone create?  Try turning it off for an hour, 4 hours, or a whole weekend!  How would that change what you did?  What would you do instead?

My fear is that Maren and I end up becoming all the things I was originally going to make fun of when I started writing this article.  Hopefully we can find a way to shut out the noise!  Just some food for thought...

Monday, December 31, 2012

The Lord of the Ring: The Fellowship of the Leaves

This epic tale took place on Dec 16th - the first and only time we raked our leaves all year! For some reason, Emry woke up early that morning.  She walked into our bedroom and said "Wake up! Wake up! Wake up, sleepies!  We must go, yeees, we must go at once." 

Maren and I gave each other a look like, "WTF is she talking about?"

We dragged ourselves out of bed and had some breakfast.  It was an unusually warm December day, in the low 60s.  We had put off doing the leaves all fall because... 1. doing the leaves blows, 2. the backyard didn't look too bad(our opinion, not the neighbors), and 3. we've been so busy this fall that yardwork was at the bottom of our priority list.

I had been feeling sick the day before, so I wasn't really looking forward to doing the leaves, but we didn't want to waste the beautiful day.  After breakfast, the four of us trudged out into the yard to start.  After about 5 minutes, Whitney started crying and Emry said "She's always hungry.  She always needs to feed.  She must eat.  All she gets is nasty Orcses." 

Again Maren and I were like "WTF?" 

Maren decided to go inside to feed Whit, so Emry and I were stuck doing the leaves by ourselves.  Trying to preserve the earth, we did the leaves using the tarp method again, and stored them in a big pile on top of our garden to be tilled into the soil.  Eventually Maren and Whit came back out to join us...





After giving Emry and Whit a couple of tarp rides, I was wore out.  I think the illness from the day before was catching up to me.  We went back inside to play a little bit before lunch.  When we got inside Emry said to Maren, "Master should be resting, Master needs to keep up his strength."  This time Maren decided to ignore the strange comment.

After playing inside for a little bit we ate lunch and put the girls down for a nap.  While they were napping, we finished the leaves.  I decided to transplant one of the bushes in the landscaping.  When I was packing the dirt around the freshly planted shrub, I felt a dirt clod tumbling around inside my glove.  I took it off, shook out the dirt and finished the project.

Later that afternoon Emry woke up from her nap and played in the living room.  She turned to Maren and I and hissed, "They do not see what lies ahead, when Sun has faded and Moon is dead."

Again Maren and I went into "WTF? mode."  We asked if she was feeling okay, but she just went on playing like everything was normal.

That evening, Maren and I were cutting some vegetables for dinner and Maren asked me "Where's your ring?"  I had remembered taking it off earlier in the day to wash my hands, so I went to look on the  bathroom counter.  To my dismay, the ring wasn't there.  I didn't remember taking it off any other time during the day.

I took a long, slow walk back to the kitchen and told Maren I didn't have any idea where it was.  Emry came running through the kitchen and scowled, "We wants it, we needs it.  Must have the precious.  They stole it from us.  Sneaky little hobbitses.  Wicked, tricksy, false!"  I finally told Emry that she was creeping us out, and asked what she was talking about.  But she just ignored me and hobbled out into the dining room for dinner.

While we were eating I suddenly remembered the dirt clod in my glove earlier that day.  I wondered if maybe my ring had fallen off inside my glove while I was digging?  Maybe my ring was actually the dirt clod that was rattling around inside my glove?!  I told Maren, "I think I know where my ring might be!"

By this time it was already dark outside, so I ran to grab my headlamp and stormed out the door.  On my way out, I saw Maren laughing and shaking her head.  Meanwhile Emry whispered in a raspy voice, "He wants the precious.  Always he is looking for it.  And the precious is wanting to go back to him...But we mustn't let him have it."

I turned on the headlamp and started crawling on the ground.  I went near the area I had shaken out my glove earlier that day.  Of course our next door neighbors had to be backing out of their driveway right at that exact moment.  They stopped their car for a second, probably to try to figure out what I was doing.  About 30 seconds later, our neighbor across the street happened to be taking her trashcans out to the curb and hollered "Are you looking for something?"

"No Captain Obvious, I'm just making sure I didn't miss any leaves today!"...is what I should have said.  But I ignored the stupidity of her question, and told her the story.

I was only about 3 minutes into the search, when I found the ring lying right there in the grass!  I was so excited I sprinted inside to show Maren and the girls.  Maren was sitting on the floor with Whitney and Emry, and I danced a little jig to celebrate.  Emry got up and danced with me, and Maren helped Whitney stand up to dance with us.  Maren grabbed the camera to take a picture of how ridiculous I looked with my headlamp on.




Ever since I found the ring, Emry has been back to her old self again.  No more strange mumblings, talking about 'the precious', or crazy predictions of what lies ahead.  We can only assume that the power of the ring returning to its rightful owner had set everything straight again.  For now, it seems everything is safe in the land of the Smith house.

Friday, December 28, 2012

50 things you need to know(but may not want to know) about running 50 miles, concluded.

We've made it to the home stretch.  Only 10 more to go.  Being so close to the end, I don't want to waste any more energy than necessary, so on with the list...

41.  8 hours and 7 minutes is a long time, and that is exactly how long it took me to complete the race.  If you don't ever plan on running 50 miles, here's a few things you could do in the same amount of time it took me to finish:  1. You could work a standard day at your job.  2. You could watch the entire Back to the Future Trilogy on DVD, then go back and watch the entire first Back to the Future movie again while listening to the director's commentary, and then watch the documentary Back to the Future: Making the Trilogy.  3. You could fly from Detroit, MI to Paris, France.  4. You could watch Psy's Gangnum Style music video on you tube 115 times in a row...feel free to enjoy it while you read the rest of the post.

When I started the list a few months ago, this video was still relevant...


42.  Several people have asked me how I paced myself for this race.  My plan was to run at a casual 8 1/2 to 9 minute per mile pace, and after every 4-5miles to take a 5 minute walking break.  I figured I'd slow down as the race went on, and I wanted to finish below a 10 min/mile pace(8hrs 20minutes total time).  I was well ahead of my pace at the 1/2 way point, and eventually ran into some trouble around mile 30.  After that I did a lot more walking than I'd have liked, but finally recovered and still finished faster than a 10min/mile pace.  Here are my mile split times from the race(according to my Garmin watch)....

Mile      Time   Cumulative Time   Notes
1              8:50                          8:50                                            
2              8:25                       17:15                                                    
3              8:22                       25:37
4              8:41                       34:18
5              8:31                       42:49
6              9:23                       52:12     First walking break
7              8:28                   1:00:40
8              8:28                   1:09:08
9              8:25                   1:17:33
10           8:31                    1:26:04 
11           9:37                    1:35:41     Walking Break                
12           8:26                    1:44:07 
13           8:29                    1:52:36
14           8:29                    2:01:05 
15         11:33                   2:12:38     1st Drop Bag - changed shoes, socks, shirts, saw Maren and the girls
16           8:21                    2:20:59
17           8:15                    2:29:14
18           8:24                    2:37:38
19           8:39                    2:46:17
20           8:15                    2:54:32
21           9:47                    3:04:19     Walking Break                 
22           8:20                    3:12:39
23           8:09                    3:20:48
24           8:11                    3:28:59
25           8:19                    3:37:18
26           9:07                    3:46:25     Walking Break
27        14:58                    4:01:23     2nd Drop Bag - Refueled, stretched, changed socks, re-lubed  
28           8:24                    4:09:47
29           8:26                    4:18:13
30           9:18                    4:27:31
31           8:47                    4:36:18 
32         11:42                   4:48:00     First major cramp - stopped to stretch, also stopped at a water station
33           9:07                    4:57:07
34           9:11                    5:06:18
35         12:52                   5:19:10     Hit with major cramps, walked and stretched a lot
36         10:05                   5:29:15     Mixed waking and running for the next 10 miles
37         10:13                   5:39:28
38         10:26                   5:49:54
39         16:34                   6:06:28     2nd time at my 1st drop bag - hit a major wall after leaving the station
40         10:35                   6:17:03
41         11:27                   6:28:30 
42         14:17                   6:42:47     Stopped at a water station to stretch and talk to volunteers          
43         10:07                   6:52:54
44         12:25                   7:05:19     Struggled with calf cramps over the next 2 miles - walked a lot            
45         12:07                   7:17:26 
46         10:13                   7:27:39
47         11:34                   7:39:13     Stopped at the last water station to stretch and talk to volunteers   
48         10:20                   7:49:33     Finally realized the end was near and ran the rest of the way!
49           9:49                    7:58:22
50           9:00                    8:06:22 


43.  You can't run 50 miles without meeting a lot of interesting people.  I met a lot of people at the ultra, each with an interesting story as to how they got into running and what made them want to try a 50 miler.  They came from all sorts of backgrounds:  men & women, single & married with children, college sophomores & grandparents, bartenders & businessmen, professional distance runners & people like myself who were just out there for the fun of it. 
   I had the pleasure of running with a lot of them and swapping stories and training tips.  I ran with one guy for about 15miles and listened to him talk about growing up as the son of two missionaries in Brazil - less than 1/2 mile from the Amazon River.  He moved to the US to go to college, and now lived in the Chicago area.  Meeting people like this and hearing their stories totally made the experience worth all the time and labor I spent training for it.    

44. Know what time your race starts!  This one seems pretty obvious, but I was running the Honest Abe Trail Marathon as part of a training run.  I wanted to put in 5 miles before the marathon started, but I ended up getting in almost 8 miles because I thought the race started at 7am.  I came jogging into the starting line and noticed there were only a few people standing around.  I quickly found out out the race actually started at 7:30am.  Instead of standing around and getting stiff, I decided to keep running until the race actually began.  It wasn't a big deal that day, but if I learned one thing from this experience it was to double check all the race details!

45.  Take time to consider what you will put in your drop bag(s), and make sure to check it at the correct aid station!.  If your race allows you to have a drop bag, take the time to consider everything you might need during the race.  I packed my favorite snacks, pedialyte, body glide, extra shoes, extra clothes, and my cell phone.  We were allowed two drop bags, one that we would pass twice - at the aid station at mile 14 & 39(on the way back) - and the other bag was at the turnaround point.  At the start of the race they had two places where the runners would check-in their drop bags.  I almost made the fatal mistake of putting my bags in the opposite check points.  This was a big deal because I had twice as much supplies and my extra pair of shoes in the drop bag that I would pass twice.  Luckily, I realized the mistake when I decided to get my phone out of my bag to call Maren one last time before the race.  I quickly switched the bags, and all was good.   

46.  Develop - a - mantra.  Say it - to your - cadence.  Repeat - over - and over.   

47.  Mile 32 is the third hardest mile of 50 mile race, mile 35 is the second toughest, and mile 39 is the worst of all.  There were a couple points during the race when I had some doubts about finishing.  Cramps were hitting me pretty badly and my leg muscles would suddenly lock up.  During this portion of the race I walked a lot.  All the walking provided a lot of time for negative thoughts to enter my mind.  Fortunately, I was able to push through it, and after mile 39, things gradually improved.  I had one other minor setback with cramps in my calves around miles 44-45.  Then I actually felt really good for the last 5 miles or so. 

48.  No motivation is better than hearing your 2 year old cheer "good job daddy!"  I've seen a lot of inspirational things at races, listened to songs to get me "pumped up", repeated different mantra's to keep me going, but nothing compares to hearing the high pitch squeal of delight when your child sees you approaching the finish line!

49. You can't run 50 miles by yourself.  What I mean is that you can't do it without a supportive wife and family.  There were several mornings when I'd be out on the road and our 5 month old would decide to wake up at 4:30am.  Unfortunately that meant Maren had to get up as well.  (With having an infant at home during the bulk of my training, that happened quite a few times!)  When early morning runs weren't an option, I'd be gone running for a couple hours in the afternoon or the evening while she had to take care of the girls.  I told her several times that I would gladly end the training if it was becoming too much of a burden for her.  Maren seldom complained and encouraged me all along the way.  I think the main reason she didn't want me to stop is because she enjoyed making fun of my reflective runner's vest, headlamps, and trips to the store with my jogging stroller.  I couldn't have done it without her support, but I know she was relieved when it was finally over!

50.  It feels so much better to finish a 50 miler than any other race I've done.  I mean this from two perspectives:  First, the actual physical nature of the finish feels better.  I've done marathons, half-marathons, 10k's, 5k's and at the end of each of those I was light headed, out of breath, jelly legged, etc.  I would always try to get the best time possible so I'd sprint the end of the race.  When I finished the ultra, I just coasted into the finish line and took in the fact that I just ran 50 miles(honestly I didn't have any "sprint" left in my system).   The second perspective is the emotional jubilation I felt when crossing the line.  It took a lot of time, training, and effort for me to just finish the race.  I trained hard for previous races as well, but they never felt special to me since there were literally thousands of other people doing the same thing I just did.  Before completing the ultra I've never crossed a finish line and thought "Man, I just did something pretty cool."  But that was the one thought I had when I finished up my 8 hour day on the trail. 

Well there it is...the list is finally complete.  Now you know what to expect should you ever take on the 50 mile challenge.  Is anyone up for it?     

Thursday, December 13, 2012

50 things you need to know(but may not want to know) about running 50 miles, Part 4

In order to balance my family life and train for the ultra, I made the decision to get up early in the morning to run - many times I'd be out the door before 4am.  Running at that time of day allowed me to have some pretty funny, random and cool experiences.  If I ever did it all over again, running early in the morning is definitely one thing I would NOT change.  The next 10 on the list are some things I observed and experienced on these early morning runs...

31.  Owls are territorial.  For further explanation, click the link. 

32.  Not all paper boys are created equal.  Some deliver papers a lot later than others.  Some run them up to the door while others throw them from the road.  Some sit in their cars smoking while their tween runs up to deliver the paper.  But my favorite newspaper deliverers by far is the couple who drive the red, rusted out pickup truck.  The lady drives and smokes a cigarette, while her husband sits in a lawnchair in the bed of the truck, smoking a cigarette and chucking papers from his mobile throne as they slowly roll down the street.  In the words of Tenaceous D "That's f--king team work!" 

33.  Some good nights of partying wrap up at 4am.  On an early morning run at Folly Beach I came upon a group of young 20-somethings that looked (and smelled) like they just got through a long night of partying.  They appeared to be on their way down to the beach to watch the sun come up.  One of the dudes peeled off from the group and started jogging with me - while wearing flippy-floppies and carrying a beer in one hand and a bottle of Jack in the other.  I asked him for a pull from his bottle(jokingly of course, but I probably would have taken a hit if he offered it), but he was in too much of a daze to know what was going on.   After about 1/2 a block he thanked me for the run and turned back to rejoin his group.

34.  Some bad nights of partying also wrap up at 4am.  While running near the campus of UE one morning, I came up on two teenage dudes and one of them appeared to be yelling.  Instead of using good judgement and running down a side street to avoid the two, I found myself being drawn to them to see what was going on.  As I got closer I realized that the poor lad wasn't yelling, he was moaning.  As I kept moving toward them I saw he was hunched over and ralphing all over the sidewalk.  His "friend" kept looking around and tried to keep the poor guy walking - I'm sure he didn't want to deal with trying to drag his passed out buddy back to the dorm. 

35.  Only in America do we waste a tons of water(and money) by watering the sidewalk and street in front of our houses.  In my opinion, watering your grass is a waste of water and money in and of itself.  But you wouldn't believe how many homeowners and businesses waste money and resources by having terribly calibrated sprinkler systems.  They spray 1/2 the water onto the sidewalk or road.  If only they were awake early enough to see what an awful job their landscaper did for them. 

36.  4am is the best time to run errands to Wal-mart and the Walgreen's 24hr pharmacy.  There is virtually no one in the stores, so you can get in and out without having to wait in line.  I wear a bright orange reflective vest and a headlamp when I run in the dark, so it looks pretty silly to walk into a store like that.  I bought a pregnancy test one time at the pharmacy and when I checked out I said to the cashier, "I'll bet most people buying stuff like this try to be a little more discrete."  She laughed at me and said "Yeah, you can tell when someone doesn't want to be seen buying one, but this is definitely a first for me!" 

37.  The best place and time for a prayer is outside at 4am in the morning.  It is dark outside, the stars fill the sky, no one else is around, no cars are zooming by and everything is quiet.  It is just you, the Creator and his creation.  Praying(and running) in that environment has gotten me to such a relaxed state that it was almost like a meditation.  Its impossible to describe how your body can be under the stress of running, but yet feel so relaxed and peaceful.  I can't think of any other time during my day when I've felt that close to God.

38.  Sometimes God puts you in a certain place at a certain time for a certain reason.  I'd never dreamed of adding a truck-push workout in the middle of a 14 mi run, but one Saturday morning I did it anyway.  I was running down a pretty busy road and came upon an SUV with its flashers blinking.  I stopped to ask the person if they needed a hand.  It was a teenage girl, who was appeared to be on her way to her job at McDonald's.  She said her truck died and her dad was on his way. (By the way, am I the only person who hates it when someone calls an SUV a "truck"?)  I offered to help push her SUV off the busy road to a gas station down the street.  By the time I got her car pushed there, my legs were completely trashed, but I was glad to help her out.  Having two daughters of my own, I'll bet when her dad arrived on the scene, he was happy to know someone helped her move the car from the road to a safer place. 

39.  You can literally feel the world come alive by going on 4 hour run at 4am.  At the start of your run everything is calm, dark and quiet.  The stars slowly fade away as the sun peeks out from behind the horizon.  You may see a couple of cars pass by - probably delivering newspapers.  As you see the first bit of morning light, the sound of crickets chirping gives way as the birds begin to chime-in.  As the sky continues to get brighter and more color develops around you, some other walkers and runners might cross your path.  Pretty soon you'll notice more and more cars passing you along the road.  Finally the sunshine comes out in full force and you feel the air warming around you.  Just as everyone else is stepping out to start their day, you make your way back home to wrap up your 25mile adventure. 

40. The world comes alive in the morning - except when it is dead.  I was enjoying a run along a harvested bean field one Saturday morning.  I was near the end of my run and it was already light outside.  I saw a hunter and his dog about 120 yards away in the middle of the field.  I didn't pay much attention but figured they were hunting some kind of birds.  Out of nowhere the loudest gunshot I've ever heard rang through my ears.  I saw a bird fall about 50 yards away from me - directly between me and the redneck hunter.  It was apparent why that gunshot was so loud, because the douche dude shot right in my direction.  After realizing what happened, I was pretty shaken up.  I have never ran so fast at the end of a 20+ mile run before.  Given the choice between being attacked by a bird or a hunter, I'll take my chances with the bird every time!

Well, there are only 10 things left to share.  The biggest question people have asked me is, "Why would anyone want to run 50 miles?"  I still don't have a clear answer as to why, but there were a lot of things I learned about life, preparation, running, myself and overcoming obstacles when you think you can't go on.  Damn, I promised myself I wouldn't drop any stupid cliches comparing athletics to life.  Anyway, I won't get too caught up in cliches during the final 10, but will try to share what I learned from the experience, what it took for me to finish the race, and some things this journey taught me.

Friday, December 7, 2012

50 things you need to know(but may not want to know) about running 50 miles, Part 3

We're at number 21 on the list, and if your 21 miles into a run, you'll definitely need to give your body some nutrition to keep it going.  This portion of the list will focus around the things you'll want to know about food and nutrition.  When training for an ultra your relationship with food will surely change, since you must eat so much and so frequently to fuel your body for all your training runs.  Without further ado, the list continues... 

21.  You burn so many calories training for an ultra, that you can literally eat all the time and never feel full.  This is great while you are training, but once it is over, it is really difficult to get your portion control back on track!
 
22.  To keep your body going during 5 hour training runs it is essential that you learn to eat & run.  Pick foods that are easy to carry and easy to swallow.  No need to end a run early because you choked on a handful of jawbreakers.  I like fruit, peanut butter sandwiches, pretzels, trail mix, the occasional energy gel, and energy bites.   

23.  Energy bites are awesome!  When you find a food that works for you, stick with it.  Basically you want something that doesn't upset your stomach, is easy to carry, tastes good, and gives both immediate and sustained energy.  For me, energy bites were the answer.  My favorite flavor had cranberries, coconut, almonds and crushed espresso beans.  Another tip is to add some sea salt to the recipe to help replenish electrolytes.

24.  Interesting fact: you can cook your hand print into a banana.  I discovered this while carrying a banana with me for about 1 1/2 hours.  It was a moderately warm day, and I was running at an easy pace, but my hand must have gotten hot enough that when I finally decided to open the peel I saw that a perfect brown hand print was cooked into the yellow peel.
    
25.  Pedialyte is the best drink I've found.  Its not thirst quenching, it doesn't takes great(too sugary, I actually dilute it with water), but it helps replace electrolytes better than any sports drink I've tried.  I've had several moments during runs where my muscles have been tired, cramped and felt like shutting down.  Before I discovered pedialyte that would mean I was on my way to "hitting the wall."  Even sports drinks didn't seem to replace electrolytes in my system fast enough.  For me, pedialyte is the way to go when my body is feeling depleted.

26.  When you run for hours at a time you get hungry and get really weird cravings.  During the ultra, I had a huge craving for goldfish crackers.  I don't know why it happened, because I never eat them.  All of a sudden they sounded really good.  Luckily one of the aid stations had some, so I gobbled down a handful of them.  When I'd run at 4 in the morning I'd get some really weird cravings.  Sometimes when I'd run at 4 in the morning, I'd run by Shyler's BBQ.  It always smelled so good, and then I'd be craving their chicken-n-sauce for the rest of my run. 

27.  It is essential that you cut down on fiber about 3 days before your race!  I normally try to get a lot of fiber in my diet in the form of fruits, veggies and whole grains.  About 3 days before the ultra, I replaced them with some more starchy forms of carbs like potatoes and pasta.  The first day I basically cut the fiber in half.  The second day I cut out even more.  Then, the day before the race I had virtually no fiber all - just a lot of protein, some fats and starchy carbs.  The reason this is essential is to avoid an upset stomach and the dreaded "runner's trots" that I mentioned in tip #15.
 
28.  Food becomes more like fuel, and less about enjoyment when you are training for a 50 mile race.  You get to the point where you are running so much that you must supply your body with the right fuel to keep it going.  I won't say that food lost its taste, but when I was training I didn't ever plan my meals based on what "sounded good."  Virtually everything I put into my body was to either help it recover from a run, or to store up energy for the next run.

29.  On the day of the 50 mile ultra, here is a list of the things I can remember eating before and during the race:   Before the race I ate a bowl of homemade Greek yogurt with blueberries, chia seeds and steel cut oatmeal.  During the race I consumed 1 1/2 sea salted sweet potatoes(that I made in the hotel room that morning),  15 energy bites, 6 peanut butter sandwich triangles(1 1/2 sandwiches), 2 bananas, a baggie of pretzels, 2 clif shots, 3 Dixie cups of salted nuts, 1 Dixie cup of goldfish crackers, several sports drinks, pedialyte and water with chia seeds mixed in it.  I wonder how many calories I consumed?

30.  Not nearly as many calories as I consumed after the race...from the time I finished the race until a week later, all I did was eat!  After finishing the race, I ate a veggie burger, sun chips, 2 cookies, a Gatorade and lots of water at the post-race lunch provided by the organizers.  As soon as we got back to the hotel room I was still hungry, so I started pounding some trail mix until we decided to leave for dinner.  Maren took me to the Cheesecake Factory for my birthday that night.  I ate a full meal there, then we brought our cheesecake back to the hotel for a cheesecake party!  I also drank a glass of red wine during the "party".  After we put the girls to bed, I snacked on some energy bites before I went to bed.  I woke up in the middle of the night and finished Maren's meal that she brought home from the Cheesecake Factory along with a couple more energy bites.  I continued that type of eating pattern for several days before I finally felt full.  Unfortunately, I didn't eat good stuff, I ate like crap, but I felt that I earned it!

We are finally passed the 1/2 mark.  I've pretty much exhausted all the tips I can give out as far as preparing your body to run a 50 mile ultra.  I've also given you a "heads up" of what to expect if you decide to run one yourselft.  All that remains are some cool experiences I had on my journey and some random things I've learned from them.